Agricultural preservations of sundry scents have always been near and dear to our close considerations. Independent of the precise pursuits in which we routinely find ourselves occupied, from the most enlivening enterprise to the dullest of duties, there are always alternate activities attracting our attentions. Of late we at Hammer & Tongs, have labored intently to formulate from naturally scented aromatic oils, a new procession of hand-crafted goods we call EAU FACE.

For Gentlemen and for Ladies, EAU FACE is an invisible presentation of your discernment, and of the attention you pay to the impressions you create. It is the covert language that stirs the ardor with a resounding note, composing a tumult in that most indecorous and primitive reverberation that is felt between similarly engaged individuals discovering each other’s original and corporeal purpose.

USES: EAU FACE is a virtue for your skin, your hair, your temperament and your esteem -  apply it in a liberal fashion to the physique, attending added awareness to the vicinities oft subject to the interests of individuals close on your immediate presence. Suitors, subjects and persons in society of sound standing will be most favorably provoked by this vaguely immodest intimation. Improve, advance and articulate your dispositions with this aero- molecular pronouncement. Be proper, smell scandalous.

Naturally Scented Oils

Whipsaw

Body & Beard Oil

Whipsaw
2015-10-04

Whip•saw –  (verb) To apply two opposing forces at the same time.

Whip•saw –  (verb) To win or best an opponent in two ways with one stroke.

Whip•saw –  (noun) An object in motion followed by an immediate movement in the opposite direction.

Whip•saw –  (noun) A type of saw employed by lumberjacks to cut wood, using a push and pull action.

Clementine

Body Oil

Clementine
2015-10-04

Clem•en•tine –  (noun) A sweet, juicy, aromatic hybrid of a Mediterranean citrus deliciosa and citrus sinensis.

Clem•en•tine –  (pronoun) Late 20th century NASA satellite mission.

Clem•en•tine –  (pronoun) Given name of Ms. Seville, Operations Manager at Hammer & Tongs.

Clem•en•tine –  (derivation) Latin for merciful.